I'm not gonna blow smoke up your ass...I wanna put other stuff in it, like my dick...and a big dildo while I run a smaller dildo in your cunt while you're sucking my dick.
Trim your pussy for me and wipe front to back. Be in the habit of taking a rag to your privates before sitting on my face.
I prefer smart, mature women, sexual peak age and beyond, 33 or so to about 60 or so, depending on how well you take care of yourself.
I'm a young 50 on SSI (temporarily, so take advantage of the availability while it lasts). I live in a good neighborhood. I've been with the same woman for 25 years now. She's also a professional hottie. I'm not fucking around on her: We have an arrangement that I've yet to take advantage of in spite of her own indulgence.
No strings attached.
I'm not looking for love. I'm oversexed and want to expend some of my excess sexual energy.
I'm not looking for love. I'm oversexed and want to expend some of my excess sexual energy.
I usually shave my head and have it covered with a hat, a wig, or a bandanna.
I'm especially interested in hot ladies with fake teeth who like to take them out for oral sex. We can do a mutual swap: My teeth are fake and do come out for that super erotic thrill (ladies who've had it before know what I'm talking about)...I'll even pull out my extra denture bath for you.
I'm not like other guys my age. I'm adolescent to the point of borderline retardation.
I shave my entire body, so I'm usually a little bit prickly, unless you catch me right after shaving.
I'm in decent shape.
I'm unshockable.
I'm skilled at fisting and double fisting, if you're into that.
You can pretend like you're taking guitar lessons from me if anyone in town ever sees you coming or going (I can teach you, if you wanna commit to the ruse).
I do not have texting, but you can call me at
989-889-6506
and just leave me a message the first time you call (I don't answer numbers I don't recognize and neither should you).
My email is
VincentCiofani@yahoo.com
or
ELMC69@yahoo.com
(hit me at both, just in case)
I'm very gifted at ancient vices.
I wanna mess up that pretty office cut you got goin' on...
I can do all hours during the week right now EXCEPT for
lunchtime: between noon and 2PM;
and
5PM until about midnight, because that's family time.
On weekends, I'm available late at night through early morning, only.
On weekends, I'm available late at night through early morning, only.
Mutual discretion is expected and assured.
If you wanna do videos, I'm very adept at shooting complimentary angles and with editing and keeping actresses anonymous. Just thought I'd throw that out there, in case that's what you're looking for.
I can host and I'm very close to all professional buildings, which makes it convenient and safe for you.
A hub youtube account where more info can be found about me, like my music links, is
http://www.youtube.com/user/nmihandyman
A hub youtube account where more info can be found about me, like my music links, is
http://www.youtube.com/user/nmihandyman
check it out
